Showing posts with label nerd alert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nerd alert. Show all posts

Friday, December 16, 2011

Movies Movies Movies

I haven't had a nerd post in a while (or any post for that matter) so I thought it would be a nice departure from all the SoOh related posts to have one. This actually isn't going to be THAT nerdy of a post because I'm going to list my top ten eight Hollywood popcorn movies that I can watch again and again.

Extreme guilty pleasure but for some reason that Gouda joke gets me every time. See it here or below.


This holiday gem is on Netflix and typically I wouldn't put it on a list like this but ya know, tis the season and all. It stars that girl who was sort of a singer, Christina Milian...yea I know I don't remember her much either that's why I said sort of.

For this one I tend to watch just the end which makes me cry every time. Something about Harry Connick's raspy, honey drawl and that little old terrier struggling to get on the bed to..breathe his last, um...you'll have to excuse me...I'm...getting...emotional...

Total nerd alert here...it's an anime. And I know what you are thinking and no, it's not like Dragon Ball Z or Sailor Moon, it's artistic like Spirited Away...ok, I'm not helping my case that this list wouldn't be nerdy, am I?
  
I love this movie and my list gets pretty sci-fi friendly from here on out. This was back when Jude Law, Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman were interesting to watch. Not so much anymore with movies like Alfie, Daybreakers and Motherhood. 
Before Mr. Smith started making all those Oscar Bait films he was taking numbers and kicking ass. I can't get enough of him in this movie with his funny and faux-street swagger style which by the way he is trying to reprise in Men in Black 3  (see below) and it ain't working; living as a multimillionaire makes you lose all "street-cred". On another note, the man doesn't age, he looks incredible!! Good genes and again multimilonaire living helps with that.


Aliens, Will Smith, explosions...pretty on par with why I loved the above and why I love this movie too. 

There's not much to be said about this because clearly this is a great flick. It's especially meaningful for those of us born between 1980-1990 (yea, even three year-olds would have agreed it was the best). I still get amazed at the graceful mix of puppetry and CGI. We frankly need more of a better mix because there is nothing as visceral as seeing an actual tangible well-crafted puppet bear it's wet menacing teeth; it's amazing! Uh and of course Jeff Goldblum, hello! And it even has Samuel L. Jackson! It seriously can't get anymore watchable than those two.
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Do you have any watch again and again movies?

Thursday, November 3, 2011

The Walking Dead

I've been spending a lot of time watching TV series because I've been in-house lately and one show in particular I'm having a hard time with is The Walking Dead. The banality of this series makes it almost not worth talking about but I can't contain my increasing frustrations on how lame the show is. Now there are probably some people who would disagree with me, heck maybe even strongly disagree, and that is the very the reason why I'm posting; I really want to hear your case on why you think this show is good or worth watching because frankly I'm not seeing any redeeming factors at this point. And I honestly want to really, really, really like it but between the melodramatic, long-winded, soap-opera-esque dialogue, the one dimensional characters, the lack of plot development and the lack of zombie kills I'm not enjoying it. But yet each week, I take 45 minutes of my precious in-house time to watch this...this...SOAP OPERA WITH ZOMBIES!!

I'm not usually this scathing about anything and especially not on this blog but after the third episode, I had to vent. I even dedicated space on google plus to try to get a forum going on each episode. So far it's just me and another person talking about how we don't like it which is fun but I want to see the other side. So now I turn to my blog to get some discourse going on the matter because I need to find a reason to solider on to see if this will get good. And just to catch everyone up to speed, I'm posting my g+ forum thoughts:


The Walking Dead Forum

Episode 1 [SPOILERS]

So here are my thoughts...
* It was suspenseful as usual and I enjoyed how much smarter everyone has gotten (i.e not yelling during the zombie raid, Daryl covering himself with a zombie).
* Clearly Daryl is the Zombie Ninja and he is the most compelling character.
* I still find the lead actor wooden and not that interesting. I particularly didnt enjoy his monologues, soliloquies whatever they're called in the beginning and in the church.
* They got a bit campy with all the sound effects especially during the zombie dissection scene.
* Did anyone else get the feeling that they were going to have Jesus become a zombie? Or maybe have a zombie pop up from behind him?
* I still don't know what T-Dog (oh why, oh why is that his name, come on!) cut himself on.

What I look forward to
* I really want the love interest between Lori and Shane to stop. She seems to be baiting him with mentioning it all the time or being upset about how he doesn't talk to her son anymore. Get over it.
* New characters, new zombie rules and more focus on other characters that aren't such debbie-downers...I'm looking at you Andrea
* MORE DARYL!! :)

Scariest Zombie: The first zombie who turned around in the church, yikes!

What did you think? (I know I'm late but I'll be on top of it this weekend)
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The Walking Dead

Episode 2 [SPOILERS]

* so, this episode was rough for me; over dramatic dialogue with bad accents ("you can pray to God but your place is here") slow pacing (how much time do we have to spend watching Rick give blood) and few zombie fights (the Andrea wimp out was lame)
* I know its just the second episode but I'm still not invested in any character to care enough to see what happens. I want to be but Im not yet
* Did anyone notice that Lori said that Shane was also A+ but he didn't offer that info for the kid? Slightly intriguing...

Scariest Zombie:

The speedy ones. They all seem to be moving really fast this season.

Thoughts?

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The Walking Dead Forum

Episode 3 [SPOILERS]

Why do I keep watching this show?
* I thought a third times a charm...not so much
* Shane is evil! dun dun dun...sigh
* MORE Blood giving seriously!?

...and that's all I can write anymore. It was yet another boring, melodramatic episode with bad dialogue and very few action scenes. There were no revelations about characters, no development in the story and they still haven't found that dumb little girl. So now I'm going to share what I wish had happened in the episode:

* Andrea shoots herself as soon as Dale gives her the gun...OR...
* When Daryl shots the hung zombie he misses his brain, hits the noose and the zombie falls on Andrea killing her on impact.
* As Glenn gets startled by the farmer's daughter (?) he shoots her and kills her. He begs Theo (I refuse to call him T-"whatever") not to tell and they blame a zombie attack or some such
* The boy dies
* The little girl appears back at the RV to find her mother alone and attacks her. Daryl comes back and ninjas both of them and then they can finally move on!

Scariest Zombie
Zip Zilch Zed
Please share your thoughts if you watch this series. I know I was harsh and maybe my set-up wasn't the most welcoming for those who like it but I really want to hear your thoughts.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Evening Post: Mad Men and The Thing

I'm trying out a late night post because I've been struck with a little inspirado...not really, I was hoping by writing that I would be, but oh well. Instead I'm just going to share some of my favorites as of late. I've been staying in a bit this week and I've discovered some pretty neat stuff...

MAD MEN



Yeah, I know...way late on getting on the bandwagon. I tend to be a bit of a skeptic when it comes to shows that win a ton of Emmys, Global Globes, and whatever other beauty contests TV shows can win. I don't tend to enjoy award winning shows but Mad Men is a definite exception for me. Before I saw it, I couldn't get a hold of what people liked about it. They would mention the clothes and setting and little else. It is witten well and acted well but again those don't give you a full picture better than saying the clothes are neat. I'm going to try to put it into words what I like about it.

At this point (after nearly completing the fist season on Netflix) I think what I like is that the rules are presented pretty clearly. The rules in present day shows won't reflect reality (even though they clam to be based on it) and there will be conflicts that just don't make any sense and dilemmas will come off as petty and vapid. In Mad Men, I sort of get why things are petty and accept it. There are very clear rules between men and women and I can understand why certain things are said and why certain things are happening. But although I think the writers, director, actors, et al do a great job of setting up the rules I think there is another reason why I have an easy time perceiving the rules of Mad Men. Being set in another time period sort of allows me to think outside of the universe as I know it and piece together the little I know about the era. It's easy to accept that Don Draper is a charming hero that is also misogynistic and cavalier. It's easy to except that Joan is jealous and vacuous but still attractive and desirable. It's very comforting not having to apply my politics, my values to a show; I can remain distance because it doesn't reflect a time I live in. It's as if I can become each character and understand their motivations without feeling internally conflicted. Sure, I still hate certain characters and like others but the whole show just sort of washes over me. I get absorbed but not frustrated or annoyed. I'm not sure if Mad Men is a true reflection of the time period; it's frankly not important that it is. It's sort of like science fiction; the world of Mad Men is like an alternate reality that is easy to embrace because the people aren't three eyed aliens and they wear clothes from a decade I've seen before. It also has mystery, drama, great music, interesting shots and of course wonderful sets and costumes. For anyone who has seen and like it, I'll say I'm engrosssed as all those intense far-off stares all the characters seem to do.

Boy, I really do like Mad Men because I wrote more about it than I originally planned. I'll end with a movie I saw again recently. If you haven't seen The Thing, it is a beautiful monster film...I know beautiful seems like a weird word but it's masterful how they used puppets and makeup instead of CGI.

Addendum: Also, Cole Phelps is in it!

THE THING (1982)

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Meeting and Eating: Snowed In

Just remembered I never posted this and since today is such a drippy wet Wednesday I thought this post about weather was still worth posting despite me no longer being on vacation.

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This post is part of my vacation away series. These posts are from other blogging endeavors and aren't about Southern Ohio but I hope you find them fun, interesting and informative! I am around to read comments so don't hesitate to leave them :)


 

That's my dog Bear above...well actually it's not technically my dog; he's my Mom's dog. And isn't he adorable! Sadly though, his "sad puppy-dog" expression sums up how I feel at the moment. I would love to do some "meeting and eating" as this section suggests I would be doing but right now I'm snowed in. So what's a girl to do living through a snowpocalypse if she wants to meet and eat? If you've been reading my posts you'll definitely see an emerging pattern...lists! I love lists and today is a perfect day to create a list of "Alternatives to meeting and eating when you are snowed in"...





Watch a Movie/Try a new recipe


I recommend watching something that makes you feel apart of the movie for instance; movies that visit the same places over and over again i.e Forgetting Sarah Marshall or Groundhog Day, movies that have memorable characters with some depth; Cyrus, movies that feature a neighborhood with eccentric characters; George Washington. For me all of these movies make me feel apart of it and makes me feel like I'm meeting new friends...urm, that I can't really hang out with.



This is also a great time to try a new recipe you've never tried before. There’s no pressure to impress guests so you can get creative and bold. And if you don't have all the right ingredients, don't bother braving the elements just take out everything you have and google search the ingredients or you could try Super Cook. {tip} I just googled cobb salad and in the left sidebar there was a list of ingredients, cook times and calories. It gives the options of selecting ingredients and it will edit your search for websites that share the similar ingredients and the corresponding recipe...google you cease to amaze me!





Watch a TV Series/Have a Sandwich


I really enjoy watching full television series over a couple days; it’s so satisfying. I usually use Netflix but you can try Hulu or Youtube. Lately it's been all British shows for me; Peep Show, IT Crowd and The Mitchell and Webb Look. They aren't storyline shows so instead you really get to know the characters. As I watch each episode, they become less of acquaintances and more like your weird distant relatives that everyone talks about but you rarely see in person.



So, why a sandwich? Well, a sandwich won't get cold if you aren’t eating it because you are laughing/enjoying the show and eating a sandwich with some mates is a tradition as old as time.





Comment on blogs & forums/Have a "Kitchen Sink" Salad


You can meet all sorts of people online and no better place to do that than on a blog or in a forum. Here are some of my favorites Designers Talk, Gawker, Lifehacker, and Etsy. Blogs related to your interests are an obvious place to comment. Newbie bloggers like me loooove comments, so please comment away (hint, hint). A good place to find blogs you are interested in are on google reader. They call it "magic" how they recommend blogs for you but I think it's based on browsing history so if you have a google account, good chance they'll know what you like...a little bit creepy but very effective. Just be sure to go to the actual blog to comment. Blog feeds are great but you can't comment from there and you don't give the site any hits.



A "Kitchen Sink" salad compliments the varied blogs and forums you may comment on because it’s made of varied ingredients...yea, I’m reaching but still sort of connects. "Kitchen Sink” just means grab whatever you have in your fridge and cupboard (or you lucky folks with pantries) and make a salad of it.





Call a Friend/Have some soup


It's always nice to catch up with a friend, so give them a call and see if they have time to have a long chat. Get reacquainted with their life, what their doing, current interests, etc.



The best food to pair with a call is soup because it can be eaten quickly and silently in between pauses.





Play Online Games and Chat/Have Sushi


One of my personal favorites is playing a rousing online game and chatting with some nerds. I'm a board game geek for sure and whether it's a RL (real life) party or online party, I like to play board games. So I go to Aso Brain Games where I can play games similar to Carcassonne and Settlers of Catan. And a great feature of most of these sort of online games is the side chat. Granted, you aren't going to get too much talk other than about the game, it's still fun to have some light conversation and play a competitive game.



The best food to eat during online gaming is stuff you don't have to touch with your hands and won't fall all over your keyboard; my recommendation is sushi. It is tight, compact and not messy. Lifehacker has an article here about foods safe to eat near your computer.





Watch the News or Public Access Channel/Have a frozen dinner


This can be a sobering experience because so much of the news is a bummer (understatement) but every dark cloud has it's silver lining. The news will highlight some of the quirky stuff going on locally and if you are very lucky you will see some hilarious news bloopers. Your public access channel is a concentrated channel of localness. Most of the people creating shows for public access aren't your everyday citizens so it may not be completely representative of the area but I bet you could tell a midwest public access channel from a east coast one.



I can't think of a more appropriate meal than the ubiquitous television cuisine; a frozen dinner. I still try to go light and eat a Lean Cuisine but if you are really brave and want to be "authentic" try a Hungry Man.



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Wow, that was quite the list...I hope it may provide you all with snowed-in alternatives to meeting and eating!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Owls are dead

This post is part of my vacation away series. These posts are from other blogging endeavors and aren't about Southern Ohio but I hope you find them fun, interesting and informative! I am around to read comments so don't hesitate to leave them :)



I know this is the “Thrift Tip” section and I have barely begun to flesh this section out but I’m feeling a bit feisty today. Im feeling feisty about owls. Not the bird owl but the juggernaut hipster trend it’s image has become. It is a branch of the “put a bird on it” cult that usually features a swallow?...parakeet? whatever type that’s not an owl, eagle or turkey. Maybe talking abut owls being a tired trend has become a trend in and of itself and I’m now part of the meta-trend cult. Or maybe even worse, I’m talking about something that is no longer a trend and I’m appearing horribly out of touch! Oh well...enough with the owls already.

I’m going to do everyone a favor and suggest the new trend...Cthulhu. This might also be trending among the nerd ranks (hipsters are not nerds!) but let’s bring it to the masses (hipsters). I think Cthulhu is a welcome throwback to the kraken/squid/octopus trend of 2003 (I’m making that up) and reminiscent of the early 80’s fantasy vibe.

So in short...Look away! For the love of owls, do not look into the owls eyes!

{top-down: Elmine Knight, Photographers Direct (2), meme made by me}

Also, Happy Mardi Gras!
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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Nerd Alert: Pokémon Pop Culture


For all you former (and current) Pokémon fans out there, check out this Eevee evolution of these pop culture ravens. I really enjoy Jolteon* for Katy Perry because it reminds me of fireworks. And the water Eevee, Vaporeon, reminds me of the British Navy when connected to Emily Blunt. And let's face it Alex Biedel is sort of boring so Eevee fits for her. I'm not sure what the connection of Flareon is to Zooey...any thoughts?

 *Yes, I know the names of the Eevee evolutions, I'm that nerdy

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Nerd Alert: Sights and Sounds

If you don't know it by now, I'm a nerd. And being a nerd I enjoy all sorts of nerdy things. Some of these things are sights, some are sounds...

Nerdy Sights


















 
 






This image of Shetland ponies is hilariously cute...meme-worthy, perhaps?



Nerdy Sounds


Oh that anime pop jingle, the laugh, the gasps, the hair...I can't get enough of this clip!



Nerdy Sights


No caption needed



Nerdy Sounds


I'm eating peach pie (cue)....

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Magic in Cleveland


























I was hesitant to blog about this because this is entering the dangerous waters of super nerdom. I'm talking the-kind-of-nerd-hobby-that-alienates-nerds-from-the-rest-of-society dangerous. But none-the-less I'm going to post about it because it was a big part of my visit to Cleveland last week. While other folks may have done summer activities in Cleveland (which happens to be the best place to summer because it was 70-80 degrees the whole way through; caveat don't ever winter there...everrr!) I spent a lot of time nerd-ing out with Kyle and friends. We did play beach volleyball at Scorchers on Miles Road (interesting to say the least) and we did enjoy a lot of outdoor eating but the bulk of our time with friends was spent teaching yours truly (Cleveland reference intended) how to play Magic. No not Harry Potter magic, not Magic the movie, not Magic Man...Magic the Gathering (the card game). Cue long world-weary sigh...all kidding aside I did mildly enjoy the game which had a lot to do with my friends' (all guys by the way) enthusiasm and nerd-talk during the game. I got to hear things like Dragon's Claw, Goblin Grenade, Gideon Jura, mythic rares, planeswalker, declaring attackers, activating abilities, on the stack...whew that was exhausting recalling all that...ok Kyle retold me all of it for this post. I will spare you the details of how to play which I frankly don't fully understand (yet!...hmm) but if you ever need to flex your nerd-cred here are some basics:

Planeswalker: a type of card that represents you in the game, players are planeswalkers
Tapping: turn your card sideways to activate abilities
Untapping: turn your cards upright to be able to tap them again later

And that's all I got. This may not prove very useful for anyone that reads this post but you never know...Magic MIGHT save your life one day. While writing this post, it made curious to know if anyone reading is a nerd or know nerds. What is the nerdiest thing that you ever participated in?

Friday, July 29, 2011

Nerd Alert: Adventure Time



















via Zap2it

The last few weeks, I've been pretty busy searching and reading about everything Southern Ohio related but all that researching temporarily stifled my creative juices when it comes to actually writing posts about Southern Ohio. So I decided I needed a respite and I'm posting about another favorite show of mine; Adventure Time! This is considered a kids show but I would compare it to a kids show like Rocko's Modern Life; you know...a kids show that really isn't for kids. This show of course isn't anything like Rocko's; it is way more creative, cute and hilarious. It is about Jake the Human and Finn the Dog living in a post apocalyptic fantasy world where they spend their days adventuring and partying. I've read a few debates on whether this is appropriate for kids. I must say it does have its trippy moments and grown-up innuendo but I did get the chance to watch this with my 7 year old niece and she loves it. It does have good messages about friendship, loyalty, and honor mixed in but most importantly it's fun and true to what kids are like. Finn is 13 years old so he has if-ie judgment, he's quick to fight, overreacts and says stuff like "poots", "sucks" and "heck". He also uses terms like "algerbraic" and "mathematical" when he thinks something is really cool which is awesome in my book. My favorite part of the show though are the sweet beats they play, I'm talking DnB beats my friends. I'm serious, these toons know how to party and the whole show is a fun, inventive interpretation of pop culture trends. If you like fantasy/folklore and children shows with occasional grown-up sensibilities, give this show a view.

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I'll be back next Mondy with more stuff to do in Southern Ohio. This weekend, I'll be spending some time at the Celtic festival and tonight I'm seeing a friend play at Bogart's in Cincinnati which is a venue I've never been to, so expect reviews next week!

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Network Netflix: Kid Friendly


via bsckids

I feel sort of bad about blogging on another unrelated SoOh topic because I'm realizing I have just hit the tip of the ice berg of all the neat sights, eats and events that Southern Ohio has to offer. But then again, I've only been here for two months and I have plenty of time to discover all of those things. And occasionally I can indulge in some of my other hobbies; including Netflix!

Endorsing Netflix is a guilty pleasure of mine which I previously alluded to in my last Netflix post but when something is this good, I can't resist blabbing/blogging about it. It seizes to amaze me how well we can get by with just Netflix streaming through Kyle's PS3 and no TV. And when I say no TV, I mean no cable and no network. We have no antenna in which to pick-up basic cable. I know...archaic. But it is more than easy to go without when we have Netflix. Perfect example. The last two days I've spent watching my lovely 6 11/12 (her words) year old niece. I'm tempted to blog a "Kids Say the Darndest Thing" post but I'll resist because seriously who doesn't have a kid relative that they think is adorable...okkkk just one story!

Today was the last day Olivia would spend with me after sleeping over at our home. The three of us had a great time watching Adventure Time (strongly recommend) and sharing lots of laughs. Olivia and I were getting in the car and I say something with the word "consider" in the sentence. She asks what does that mean. I say "to decide on something" and/or "think about". I am just pulling out of the driveway and I can tell she is silently thinking about the word (because usually she is chattering) and she says "Would you consider letting me sleep over at your house again some time?" That just tugged at my heart strings soooo much. And I told her "I have nothing to consider at all sweetie, I would love to have you over again". I seriously could have teared up at how beautiful and flattering that was that she had such a good time she wanted to stay over again. Also the fact that she learned a new word and used it appropriately in a sentence in under a minute is incredibly awesome.

Alright, I digress. So what I was saying is that I had her over and I was concerned that down time would be difficult to have with no Disney, Nickelodeon and/or Cartoon Network. But sure enough, I turn on the ole' Netflix and we see The Fairly OddParents. She was thrilled and I found it entertaining. And the beauty was we could pause whenever we wanted and she could watch as many back to back episodes as she desired. We also watched The Cat in the Hat show which wasn't too shabby either. And on further investigation, I found that Netflix has a plethora of kid friendly television series. So yet again, our Network Netflix can't be beat; we even have kid shows!

Just Saw...Bridesmaids


via Wikipedia

There are so many film review sites out there that I'm trying to keep my film reviews to a small brief paragraph. My movie reviews will probably sound more scathing than the rest of my posts. I guess I'm pretty critical of movies but I have to say that I really enjoy all movies no matter how "bad", "objectionable", "boring" or "cheesy". I just really enjoy watching movies. Everything is worth a watch in my book but hopefully if you don't feel the same way I can save you your time and a couple bucks with my reviews.



For it being called Bridesmaids it sure didn't show enough of them. They set-up the wedding party but the bridesmaids' relationships and interactions never came to fruition. After the first act (which ends on the plane ride) they disappear and then everything focuses on the hapless, loser protagonist/maid of honor, Annie, (played by Kristen Wiig) being very self-centered and jealous of her friend's wedding. Her friend/the bride, Lillian, (played by Maya Rudolph) wasn't likeable either because she would occasionally gloat and make quips about her wonderful life-to-be. The first act was funny with a lot of sight gags and cringe-worthy over-the-top pre-wedding shenanigans. And then the second act wallowed in Annie's self-pity for too long. In the end, Annie didn't have a complete transformation which is fine and honestly realistic but it did seem lame that the beginning of her turn around was getting a new boyfriend, Nathan (played by Chris O'Dowd). Nathan reminded me of a guy who was the nice nerdy guy in highschool and at 30 something he ends up with the girl who had been the semi-popular, guys' girl in highschool that back then would have played him like a yo-yo and ended up with the popular jockey/richie but soft spoken, soulful guy (see Pretty in Pink) but is ultimately dumped after her cake business fails (see Bridesmaids) and now at 30 has few options. Lastly, I don't think this broke new ground for women comedies despite the untypical gross-out aspect. I felt it fell into the same trap that too many movies about women always do; getting the guy is all that matters in the end, no matter what degrading, humiliating self-actualizing stuff you have to do to get him.


Pro

Funny first act, noteworthy pre-wedding scenes, protagonist was funny

Con

Slow second act, the movie was put together sloppily, character interactions were disjointed, the protagonist was pitiful



Recommendation

Save this for Netflix or TV


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Also, I enjoy movie discussions so please feel free to rebuttal if you've seen the movie. Like I said, I'll probably watch this again so I'm open to learn another point of view.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Nerd Alert: Video Game Viewing Round-up


via the Gorgonist

Kyle likes to think that I'm a nerd but when it comes to video games I'm a nerd-by-proxy. I used to be a fierce Sonic the Hedgehog and Mortal Kombat competitor but those games haven't been relevant for like ten years so these days I'm just a spectator. I'm sure there are other significant others participating in the great spectator sport that is Video Game Viewing AND I'm sure they wished there was a forum where other viewers shared their reviews on viewing newly released video games...well look no further! This post series is dedicated to reviewing new video games and their viewing worthiness:

L.A. Noire




Background

This game was created by Rockstar Games. These are the folks behind the Grand Theft Auto series and my favorite Red Dead Redemption (very viewing worthy) so you can guess that this too is another cinematic style video game. By cinematic I mean story developing cut scenes, story driven action scenes and beautifully rendered landscapes.

Rockstar's done the Mob genre, done the Western and now they've done a Film Noire. I'm not really familiar with Film Noire but from what Kyle tells me (Film Noire watching extraordinaire) it's true to the genre. So if you are a film buff that loves Noire then this is the game for you. I had to get used to it though. The stories/investigations are a bit obtuse and confusing to follow. The crime is simple but the motives are hard to fully understand. I think game-play plays a big part in that. So here is an outline of the game-play:

Game-play
  • Go to crime scene - Dead person/Fire/Attack
  • Look for clues
  • Talk to people and determine if they are "lying" or telling the "truth" (or you can "doubt")
  • See a newspaper, see a flashback related to the overall story
  • Drive in your car to next lead (or make your partner drive)
  • Talk to more people; do truth, doubt, lie
  • Review your notes
  • Solve a crime scene puzzle
  • Be incognito and follow people
  • Have a car chase
  • Have an interrogation at the Police Station
  • Shoot and kill the bad guy
  • End with some assey quip made by the character you play as
Review

And that's about it, give or take a few things. I think one of the downsides of watching all that game-play is that it gets pretty monotonous for the viewer. At first you have a fun time helping the video game playing vessel (aka the significant other) determining whether the facial expressions on the people are liars or not, reviewing the case notes and finding clues. But it all gets old really fast and it doesn't help that the main character is a d-bag. He is self-righteous, has no chemistry with any of his partners and an overall tight-ass. The partners are no better. One is an over weight has-been and another is a loud-mouth louse. But from what I understand, Film Noire is like that and the characters and story really stay true to the genre. The dialogue is good, the locations and costuming are excellent and from what I'm told if you are from L.A. (which I'm so clearly not as evident through my Southern Ohio blog) it looks exactly like L.A. in the 40s.

Overall: This game is very interesting to watch in and out. Watching it straight through, for me, drags and seems more fun to play because you have more in stake. As a viewer I had a hard time caring about any of the characters or investigations because everyone seemed corrupt and despicable. But I think the game getting those themes across is a testament to Rockstars skill at translating a Film Noire into a video game.

Game: A
Viewing: B-

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If you have viewed or played this game, please share your thoughts in the comments

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Network Netflix: Party Down


I really, really, really enjoy Netflix. I try not to make it a habit to endorse one corporate brand over any others but this one has been a great alternative for Kyle and I not having TV. Lately we've been discovering some great TV series on it. I like to think that our collection of discovered shows is like we're forming our own Network; our own Netflix Network. Our network only features back-to-back programming that we love and this "season" we came upon Party Down.

Party Down is a show about a catering business that employs mostly fledgling actors, a writer and a couple of oddballs. Each episode has the main characters working at a different event. The events range from birthday parties to funerals and everything in between. The show stars Adam Scott which you may know from Parks and Recreation (another one of my favorites) and Jane Lynch from Glee (not one of my favorites). The other stars include Martin Starr from Freaks and Geeks (definitely a favorite) and Ken Marino of Children's Hospital (I've heard good things). Ok enough about those shows what about this one. Well, it's refreshing in the fact that it doesn't have that mockumentrary, self-aware vibe like The Office and Parks and Recreation. And since it was on Starz, swear words and some brief nudity are abound. It's also a short series than only ran for two seasons. I'm a big fan of short series because for one, they don't drag on and on with storylines I don't care about (I'm looking at you Jim and Pam from the Office) and secondly, the characters remain true to their original roles (I'm looking at you British Office [2 season superstar]).


via tv.com

Characters (from right to left)

Constance is creepy. She sort of lingers around Kyle the most and gives him what she thinks is sage advice about the "biz". She is sort of an optimist but in a misguided psychotic way. Her phrases: "I'm a great wingman", "It's just like when I was in..."

Ron is a sad-sap, for lack of a better word, loser. He is trying to change his life around from being a slacker, alcoholic, drug-user. He does this by becoming a up-tight neurotic ninny who creates sophmoric rules for his staff. He is team leader but gets no respect but his character is endearing because he is trying so hard and has good intentions. His phrases: "Come on, guys", "Please, this is important", "Can you try to..."

Henry is the likeable, relatable guy. His failing is that he has become an underachiever and given up on acting. He is naturally paired with his young, "attractive", female counterpart but he remains likeable throughout the obvious romance set-up. His phrases: I'm going to let you find that out on your own

Casey is a insufferable...well you know. She is self absorbed and plays Henry for a fool. All this is done unintentionally but still I'm not a fan. She is important to carry the Henry story along so she is bearable. Her phrases: Things riddled with sarcasm and snark or non-committal statements.

Kyle is the man. He is the Brah with the emo haircut and he might be able to play 4 chords on a guitar. He is basically one of those eternal, naive optimists that charm you with his dopey earnestness and cheesy insights on life. His phrases: "In your face", "Dude", "It's cool, man"

Roman is a hard-scfi nerd. He is a jaded, pessimistic nerd that hates illiterate, wannabe intellectuals. But he is likeable for the cat and mouse friendship he has with Kyle. You can tell he appreciates his friendship despite Kyle not being of the same intellect. His phrases: "How original", "Sell-out", "I'm into Hard Sci-fi"

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Lydia (Megan Mullally-Will and Grace's Karen and Parks and Recreation's Tammy) a neurotic, midwesterner stage Mom. I feel as though the character was designed to look and sound like Sarah Palin but don't let that scare you away she is very likeable and very funny.

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Overall the show is pretty solid and was a great edition to our programming. I read that losing Adam Scott to Parks and Recreation may have had something to do with the cancellation. But I like to think that Henry got his acting career back on track and that Parks and Recreation was his big break.
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